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Registered: 09-2006
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15 quickies


1) What is a KISS?
it's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that
will build next GENERATION.

2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
2% eat.
3%smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.


3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
1.Once spent recharges itself.
2.It is accepted worldwide.
3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.


4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!


5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.


6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No,I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.


7) Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!


8) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.


9) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days,and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!


10 ) Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".


11) Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".


12) What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain??
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.


13) AGES OF VAGINA:
-16 to 19 BRAND NEW.
-20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
-29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
-37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
-46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
-56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
-61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!

 
14) MUM: Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"


15) REACTIONS TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh !@#$, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
Dec/3/2008, 11:30 pm Link to this post Send Email to Yampiboy   Yampiboy Send PM to Yampiboy
 
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Registered: 08-2006
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Re: 15 quickies


Very good Yampi - great giggles!

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Registered: 04-2006
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Re: 15 quickies


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very cute

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