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Giving up wine


I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
 and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
 dinner.

 I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
 money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to
 spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in
 20 years!'

 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to
 take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

 The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you
 for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
 disgusting..'

 I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks
 like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
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Re: Giving up wine


That was hilarious. Thanks for posting it.
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Good one Yampi, thanks.

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