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Nice old lady


Here's a great one I got from Rees


Let's hope this happens to all of us!
98 and no enemies - human interest story


All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Eighty percent held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,

 

"I outlived the bitches."
Aug/24/2010, 10:45 am Link to this post Send Email to Stan1949   Stan1949 Send PM to Stan1949
 
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Re: Nice old lady


She couldnt have said it better!
Aug/29/2010, 6:17 am Link to this post Send Email to Yampiboy   Yampiboy Send PM to Yampiboy
 


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