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Label Alcohol Just Like Cigarettes


Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
What the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
Like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
Friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
Can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
Lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
You are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
People are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
  
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
Getting your ass kicked..
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
Tpye reel Gode.

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Re: Label Alcohol Just Like Cigarettes


Good one.
Jul/28/2011, 10:34 pm Link to this post Send Email to Stan1949   Stan1949 Send PM to Stan1949
 


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