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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? [sign in to see URL]'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
 
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
 
THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .
 
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
 
HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
 
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
 
THEN THE UGLY,
 
OLD,
 
BALD,
 
WRINKLED,
 
FAT ARSED,
 
GREY HAIRED,
 
DECREPIT,
 
BASTARD ASKED..


'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

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That was hilarious. My high school class ( 1968 ) had their 40 year get-together
three years ago, and not very many of them appear to aged as gracefully as I
did. It was a bit of a shock.
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I have my 20 year reunion in a few years, looking forward to it
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