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Corny but just for a laugh


Not sure if I have posted these before

1. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?
        Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

2. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
        Talk about Dyson with death.

3. Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.
        "Really," says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

4. I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!
        At least I presume she was poor - she only had $[sign in to see URL] in her purse.

5. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

6. Woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
        At first I was afraid then I was petrified.

7. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
        So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

8. A mate of mine admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
        When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

9. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
        As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,
        3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
        I thought to myself, "These guys have lost the plot!"

10. My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.
        "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."

11. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

12. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

13. I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

14. I was driving this morning when I saw an RACQ van parked on the side of the road.
        The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
        I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown."

15. I just met a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. He wants to eat, drink, and be Mary.

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