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Lost Ball
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
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Apr/22/2006, 1:08 pm
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Akes69
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Re: Lost Ball
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
definately a mistake, he's lucky to be alive lol
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Apr/25/2006, 9:51 am
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Re: Lost Ball
HUGE LMFAO!!!
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Apr/26/2006, 11:52 am
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