reeser
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How The World Works Today
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your children are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
:drama
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled bottom is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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Nov/13/2006, 1:12 pm
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Akes69
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Re: How The World Works Today
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
But don't worry Reeser.... I know CPR!!!!!
:luv
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Nov/13/2006, 5:20 pm
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Re: How The World Works Today
:bluestar :silver :bluestar
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Nov/16/2006, 2:28 am
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