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Registered: 04-2006
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How The World Works Today


Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your children are brats without manners,
you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

:drama

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled bottom is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
Nov/13/2006, 1:12 pm Link to this post Send Email to reeser   reeser Send PM to reeser
 
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Registered: 04-2006
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Re: How The World Works Today


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

But don't worry Reeser.... I know CPR!!!!!

 :luv
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Registered: 04-2006
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Re: How The World Works Today


 :bluestar emoticon :silver emoticon :bluestar

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